If you opened your stocking today and didn’t get the presents you were hoping for, you’re not alone.
The queens of RuPaul’s Drag Race in the UK season 4 also received stinkers in their time and shared exactly what was granted to them during the holiday season.
Speaking eexclusively to digital spySeries winner Danny Beard said: “I got fish sliders from my brother, they just look like two fish.
“They were just awful and now they’re right outside my house for when people come in for a smoke so at least they have a use. But I think I saw an advert for them on Wowcher for £2.99.”
The Cheddar Gorgeous finalist added: “I guess socks are the basic answer to that question. I’m never ungrateful for anything, even the socks I’ll be using as padding, I just can’t see him like that.
“Or maybe I just haven’t had enough gifts in my life. Maybe that’s the problem.”
Sure enough, Starlet said, “A pair of socks,” and Jonbers Blonde replied, “A Lynx Africa set.”
Sminty Drop agreed, saying, “One Christmas day I had about seven boxes and I was so excited to open it all up and it turned out there were seven Lynx Africa boxes.
“There are so many better Lynx boxes that smell so much better than these.”
Pixie Polite said: “When I was 7 and got an army-themed knockoff of Action Man.
“I knew it was pointless and had no interest, but I soon found out that Action Man’s clothes stood out, and it was very interesting to me at the time.”
The Wire shared his reaction to finding a piece of fruit in his stocking as a child, saying, “I thought it was going to be something exciting from Santa and it was just a dried clementine, I was so disappointed.”
Copper Top added that her best friend is responsible for her worst gift, saying, “She bought me a ceramic dog with huge ears, he’s now sitting in my garden.
“But I don’t know what made her think it would be something I would enjoy. It’s really awful, the eyes were all over the place because of a terrible paint job. I don’t know where she put it. bought.
“I immediately thought, ‘It’s not right with me’.”
Geri Halliwell impersonator Just May added: “I actually hate gifts, I’m really uncomfortable with them because no matter what you give me, even if I really want it, I I always tell myself “Oooh, I love that”.
“As you can see on my Meet the QueensI’m very dry.”
RuPaul’s Drag Race in the UK airs on BBC Three in the UK and airs on WOW Presents Plus in the US.
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